Maunawili Duck and Run
I was up early, and got to the parking loo late, as usual. The crowd, perhaps 15 people were milling around as I sorted stuff from my camel trying to lighten the load for the trip. Then Don yells "Lets get goin guys." and I stumbled off in pursuit of the crowd. I'm always last nowadays. Nobody takes as much time as I do to warm up. I don't like feeling my tendons swear and curse like an seventy year old man gettin up on an icy morning so a appease them with the wind and ran of the Pali look-out. Hanging onto my hat I watched everybody disappear in front of me, and by the time I made the first turn on the old Pali road I was alone.
I tried to jog, but it was stupid, and my body let me know how so in a matter of seconds, so I just kept the fast pace down the hill as I swore back at my muscles and tendons, gut and whatever else I could think of. Bastids always play me for a fool in the early stages of any race. "Other guys got early speed, you lazy set of components!" I screamed into the wind. I was forced to fart, and belch, and suddenly had an urgent need to piss. I passed water, and then found I'd knotted the draw string......I belched again, and I swear I heard laughter far down in my gut. Like I said I don't always get along with myself in the first miles of early morning runs.
I just wanted to say 'fuck this' and turn around and go home. But my body was playing me for a dunce and I was determined to make it pay. "You think you feel bad now? Well wait for a ten miles and the turn around," I said planning my revenge.
So that's the way it started. Everyone way ahead of me as I hit the bottom of the Pali trail at just about 20. I started pacing, coming to a bit of a stand-off with my reluctant body, and moved ahead at what I felt was a reasonable pace. A few turns and ridges and I could hear people up ahead of me. It was like an elixir, a shot of booze, a....well you get the picture. So that was how I found myself jogging.
I jogged for about 10 minutes and the voices got closer. Always just around the turn, or on the next ridge. Finally I saw a flash of color and moved just a bit faster. It was a group of two guys and girls. Johnny and some friends who were pretty much trail newbies. On a less wet and muddy day they would have left me far behind, but today I was catching them.
It was raining hard, had been from the top of the Pali, and the wind was blowing, and the mud was muddy, and the rocks were slippery. The vegetation was hanging down on the trails heavy with water, soaking me even more than the constant dripping in the trees or the waves of rain on the exposed ridges. I had on a set of safety glasses to protect my eyes but they were fogging up and covered in water.
After passing Johnny and his friends I ran alone for a while, pushing myself on the flats and trying to keep myself upright on the sloppy ground and over the flushes at the backs of the valleys and ravines. I was starting to feel OK, my body seemed to be joining in with the run and in many places I actually felt like I was doing good.
Voices, I heard them up ahead and pushed to catch them. The same game repeated but at a faster pace. Finally I saw a flash of white and came up on Earnest, Don, and Cheryl. I talked with them briefly, but was not in the mood for chatter as my body had joined in the run and I didn't want to pass up the chance to do something out on Maunawili. I took off again, leaving them behind.
I'd make a turn and hear foot falls behind me. I couldn't tell if it was real or my imagination. Then Earnest was up with me. We ran together for some time. A bit of chatter, some talk about his healing from Western States, but mostly running. Same tempo. Faster on the flats, and down, quick striding on the ups. Always thinking about coming back, so as not to get to drained.
We ran on until we hear voices again. Same routine. Push hard after the elusive echos, and then a flash of color, and then the chase to catch the quarry. This time it was Kat, Fish, and some one else. It could have been Brian. Anyway we joined in the back and followed Kat down the trails for a mile or two. Finally Kat seemed to tire of having four panting guys behind her and she pulled off to the side and I blew by with Fish and Earnest right behind.
We pushed on, perhaps an hour in, at the up near the Trop Ag no trespassing sign. Now it was running and pushing. It was raining and the water was collecting on the trail, the fern was soaking and dripping and hanging low. I needed to .....you know I forget what I needed to.
It was one of three long training runs over the Maunawili out and back. I logged a 5:45, a 5:12, and a 5:20. Each one just as hard as the other. I can not tell you anything more than each one was a lot of muddy trail, a lot of rain, heat, overgrown fern smacking me in the face and the constant knowledge that I had to push if I was going to get anywhere close to five hours.
My five-twelve was strong, but I lost the guys up ahead of me on the way back. Voices fading into nothing at the turn of trail along a ridge--never to pick back up again as I made the same ridge. A constant menagerie of sounds--some I thought were human chasing me along the trail. And always the constant heat, the wet, and the voice in the back of my mind telling me I needed to jog every foot of trail that looked runnable. There was enough bad trail to allow some walking-albeit hard, slippery and upward, or over bad rocks and ravines.
I love this trail. In better times, both for myself and the trail, I have done a 4:28. It sits out there like a beacon. I can not even comprehend how I did it. But the trails are meaner now, and I am twenty pounds heavier. It is a battle of life. You get out there and it just you and the trail and it doesn't matter how much it hurts, time is ticking by.

